My mom just bought a thing

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
02/18/2015 at 22:57 • Filed to: None

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Not a redline, but still pretty fun. Five-speed manual, hugs you like an over attached girlfriend, and makes a decent noise. They even gave us $3575 for the PT Cruiser, which I frankly couldn't believe.

Full oppo review coming later. Yes it will be autocrossed. Yes it will be driven to car shows. Yes it will be washed and waxed frequently.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 22:59

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Quite like the color. Nice!


Kinja'd!!! CB > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 23:00

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Nice!


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 23:02

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I always loved the sky more than the solstice. I just don't like that the windshield doesn't match the rest of the car color. Hate when auto makers do that


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 23:02

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That green is sweet. Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 23:04

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Awesome!!

Same 5-speed that GM put in the Colrado. So if it has a truck-like feel to it you know why.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 23:04

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Mmmmmmm pretty Opel.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 23:06

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Damn, thats a nice car. Green as well?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
02/18/2015 at 23:11

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I agree on both points.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro
02/18/2015 at 23:11

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It will always be the Opel GT Roadster from NFS:Hot Pursuit to me <3


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 23:14

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very cool - those look better than the Pontiacs


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/18/2015 at 23:26

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Have fun with it, my dad has one that I get to drive on occasion.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
02/18/2015 at 23:27

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My only complaint about the Sky is that there was no Coupe. Of course, the Solstice Coupes are so rare you'll end up with a drop-top anyhow.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/19/2015 at 00:22

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Spiffy car. Shame it's going to get plastidipped and lowered on steelies.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/19/2015 at 00:36

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That color is magnificent. I was always iffy on the styling of the Solstice, but the Sky is great. That should've been the only one they made.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/19/2015 at 02:12

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fit the Opel badges to it , and confuse people wherever you go.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > pip bip - choose Corrour
02/19/2015 at 07:22

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Why not use Vauxhall badges to complete the total mindfuck?


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/19/2015 at 07:23

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I thought your dad didn't believe in small cars or something? Does he not like her anymore?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Klaus Schmoll
02/19/2015 at 07:55

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They broke up several years ago. This is her trying to reclaim the fun of her Bug-Eye Sprite she used to have


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Tohru
02/19/2015 at 07:56

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Hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! Manic Otti > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/19/2015 at 19:15

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I know someone that had one of those. It was the most clausterphobic and difficult thing to see out of ever. At least those look okay. The Solstice looks like ass.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Klaus Schmoll
02/20/2015 at 03:22

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or fit Daewoo G2X badges for the ultimate mindfuck.